Friday, April 12, 2013


Aka Laurie Tromette

Let's face it: Who doesn't like a shapeshifting blue chick that can take the form of a scaly, morphed up mermaid? I mean, besides everyone who doesn't read my blog. And a certain geek who disowned me years ago from Hoboken. Besides everyone else, WE love a blue chick that can take the form of a scaly, morphed up mermaid!

Like Laurie Tromette.

Now, I have to admit that this girl was a new one on me. I know my blue chicks, and her showing up in my latest round of searches was a pleasant surprise. Laurie was introduced by Marvel in July of 2010. She was supposedly loosely based off of the original Angel from the X-Men.

I can maybe see Archangel, what with the blue and purple, but honestly. Angel has nothing on Laurie.

And, according to some people, Laurie has nothing on.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a blue chick running around in her skivvies. And, I don't mind blue skinned chicks appearing to have no clothes on, but not showing off their naughty bits in a proper manner. And, since she is loosely based off of Angel, and everyone knows REAL Angels have no private parts, then it makes perfect sense for her to not have anything showing, and nothing in the way of clothing appearing to be on her body.

You know, a couple of posts ago, I mentioned that I might take this hobby a bit too seriously. It's times like this that I mean it most.

I hope I can make a new generation with her, if you know what I mean.
Since I don't really know this chick, I can't really wax eloquent about her for much longer. I'll take my leave with a couple of my favorite action shots of her. I'm sure that as she gets older (she's not even three yet, remember!) there will be more fodder for the mill. Until then, she has already provided us with some great shots, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of her in the future.

Sock it to her!

Oh, I think you'll find I will get away with blogging about hot blue chicks for a long time to come...

That's like the pot calling the kettle blue.

Friday, April 5, 2013

Talas the Andorian

Talas the Andorian
Played by: Molly Brink

Ahhhhhndorians. The Star Trek version of Twi'leks. Although one could make the argument that Twi'leks are the Star Wars version of Andorians. But six of one, half dozen half naked chicks of the other. And surprisingly, this is only the second Andorian I've posted (the first one being a fan cosplay Andorian). But I figured we were far overdue for a cerulean chickie from Star Fleet.

Talas was a member of the Andorian Imperial Guard, and she kicked butt across the Alpha quadrant as the tactical officer aboard her ship, the Kumari (which might be Andorian for Hottie).

"So, Cowardly Lion...where is Dorothy?"
 Apparently, being hot also requires a stunt double when you're in Star Trek. The next image is actually of Molly Brink's double, Bevin Kaye. I'll let the picture speak for itself, and bless the need for stunt doubles.

Make mine a double...
There's another Andorian that I am thinking about publishing, but she's from an online version of a Star Trek game, so I'll hold off on that for a bit. Her name is very similar to Talas, and it has prevented me from getting much further in my research on this babe. So, until then, I will leave you with a last image of my favorite Andorian from Enterprise.

"Thanks Scotty, I don't need any help beaming up with this one..."

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Joker Girl

Joker Girl

Look, I don't judge. Obviously. I mean, let's face it - I troll the internet for the hottest pics of blue chicks I can find, and write a bunch of sardonic and witty comments about them, coupled with a pubescent boy's fantasy version of reality. So when I call this chick Totally Insane, I'm not saying it in a bad way.


(And no, the above disclaimer isn't in case TysKaS should happen to find this blog post. Honest. I'm not scared she'll come and find me. Well, maybe a little.)

Anyway - this post is a little different from a lot of my other posts, in that I will be focusing on a hot chick, dressed as a hot white chick (YES, white chicks are hot too. Jet white, though, please). Who also happens to be an artist who draws some really cool, really intense, really messed up Joker pics.

So if you've trolled around the internet yourself, you've probably seen the above picture of our fair lady. But a lot of other people don't take the time to really get to know the subject matter that they post. I do! Because I know that where there is one great picture of a hot chick posted, there are usually a bunch more lurking somewhere in the dark corners of the world wide web.

Yeah, I found them.

When on Coruscant...
Looks like the joke is on Miss March

Looks like Joker knows how to have some fun. And if you check out her artwork on deviantART, you'll also see that Joker knows how to draw. Disturbing, demented images from inside her head. I'll show you a couple, but seriously. I know I say this a lot, but do yourself a favor and check out the link. I tell you these things because I truly believe that the stuff I find for you is worth the trip. Except maybe the mannequin post...I don't really know what I was thinking with that one. 

I'm melting...I'm melting!!! ...words

In the spirit of the Star Wars/Disney merger, James Earl Jones will reprise his role as Bat Mufasa and fight against The Joke-Scar in this incredibly lawsuit ridden picture. Maybe they can get Danny Elfman to compose some songs for Elton John to sing while we're mashing it up. And I know who I want to direct it...

And of course, no blog post about a Joker lovin' chick would be complete without a tribute to Józef Piłsudski.

And to wrap up this segment of BCAH, I present to you..."The Man Who Laughs". Just remember: He who laughs last, didn't get the joke. I bid you a fond adieu. Or pożegnanie if you prefer.

Oh and P.S. - Happy Birthday, Heath.