Friday, August 27, 2010

Diva Plavalaguna

Diva Plavalaguna
From The 5th Element

She's tall. Very t-t-tall. And blue. And mysterious. And she's got some interesting hair? Tentacles? Breathing tubes? Going on out of the sides of her head. The Diva Plavalaguna performs an operatic piece in a replica of some old opera house. The song is breathtaking. The singer is too. She is one of the high points in The Fifth Element.

The Fifth Element is one of Bruce Willis's finest movies. And too bad Leeloo doesn't have blue skin, because damn, she's hot too.

Friday, August 20, 2010

Aayla Secura

Aayla Secura, Jedi Master
See her in The Clone Wars.

Yeah, she's my fave. Badass with a lightsaber or two, it doesn't hurt that Aayla is a Twi'lek - a race of humanoids known for their hot slave dancing women. They say Twi'leks can communicate with each other just by using their brain tails (the tentacle things they use as hair). I can think of a conversation or two I'd like to have.

Aayla was a Jedi Master. She's appeared in a bunch of different Star Wars setting and was the first hot chick to be created outside the movies that made it into a movie. Does it matter that some comic book geek drew her before she was even a twinkle in Lucas's eye? What matters to me is that she is my number one favorite blue chick.

(I'm not sayin' I taught my kid that her name was "hot chick" before I taught him her name was "Aayla Secura", but let's just say I'm still in trouble for that one).


(My own collage)

Sunday, August 15, 2010

Blue Chicks Are Hot

Yeah, that's right. You know it, I know it. Enough pages on the net know it. Here is a bevy of beautiful blue babes branding their buffness into our brains. Blue blue blue.

Once a Friday at 1:00 AM, with an occasional two-fer Bluesday thrown into the mix.

(And maybe a green or red thrown in just for a change up)

(Or when I run out of blue babes).