Friday, December 10, 2010

Liara T'soni


Liara T'soni
From Mass Effect

A hundred and six years has not turned this blue beauty into a wrinkled, shriveled old lady. Rather, it seems the years have been good to her. An asari from the planet Thessia, Liara isn't technically a "female" since the asari (the race from Thessia, remember?) only have one sex in their species. I mean, for Liara to be a female there would have to be a male, right?



Well, technicalities aside, asari can mate with anyone. Yeah, anyone. Male, female, Earthling, Other. You name it, they can procreate with it. And since they live to be a thousand years old, you can imagine the plethora of half breeds that must inhabit the space lanes. I mean, serious? Any race? Any sex? That's like a thousand year long love fest just waiting to happen. Tired of the tentacles? Find yourself a carapaced insect type bug and buy it a drink.

Here's another hot asari for you.
This is Bar Rafaeli (a SI Swimsuit model)
done up as an asari.

Now on second thought, maybe I shouldn't be posting this "chick" up here for another reason - if they live to be a thousand, then 100 years old would be like a little young, right? Shame on you! For god's sake, she's only 106!

So, sorry if I've ruined Liara for you. And if I haven't, then maybe you should be seeking some psych help. Of course, visiting this blog might qualify you for seeking psych help anyway.

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