Transonic

Transonic
Aka Laurie Tromette

Let's face it: Who doesn't like a shapeshifting blue chick that can take the form of a scaly, morphed up mermaid? I mean, besides everyone who doesn't read my blog. And a certain geek who disowned me years ago from Hoboken. Besides everyone else, WE love a blue chick that can take the form of a scaly, morphed up mermaid!

Like Laurie Tromette.

Now, I have to admit that this girl was a new one on me. I know my blue chicks, and her showing up in my latest round of searches was a pleasant surprise. Laurie was introduced by Marvel in July of 2010. She was supposedly loosely based off of the original Angel from the X-Men.

I can maybe see Archangel, what with the blue and purple, but honestly. Angel has nothing on Laurie.

And, according to some people, Laurie has nothing on.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind a blue chick running around in her skivvies. And, I don't mind blue skinned chicks appearing to have no clothes on, but not showing off their naughty bits in a proper manner. And, since she is loosely based off of Angel, and everyone knows REAL Angels have no private parts, then it makes perfect sense for her to not have anything showing, and nothing in the way of clothing appearing to be on her body.

You know, a couple of posts ago, I mentioned that I might take this hobby a bit too seriously. It's times like this that I mean it most.

I hope I can make a new generation with her, if you know what I mean.

Since I don't really know this chick, I can't really wax eloquent about her for much longer. I'll take my leave with a couple of my favorite action shots of her. I'm sure that as she gets older (she's not even three yet, remember!) there will be more fodder for the mill. Until then, she has already provided us with some great shots, and I'm looking forward to seeing more of her in the future.

Sock it to her!

Oh, I think you'll find I will get away with blogging about hot blue chicks for a long time to come...

That's like the pot calling the kettle blue.

Talas the Andorian

Talas the Andorian
Played by: Molly Brink

Ahhhhhndorians. The Star Trek version of Twi'leks. Although one could make the argument that Twi'leks are the Star Wars version of Andorians. But six of one, half dozen half naked chicks of the other. And surprisingly, this is only the second Andorian I've posted (the first one being a fan cosplay Andorian). But I figured we were far overdue for a cerulean chickie from Star Fleet.

Talas was a member of the Andorian Imperial Guard, and she kicked butt across the Alpha quadrant as the tactical officer aboard her ship, the Kumari (which might be Andorian for Hottie).

"So, Cowardly Lion...where is Dorothy?"

 Apparently, being hot also requires a stunt double when you're in Star Trek. The next image is actually of Molly Brink's double, Bevin Kaye. I'll let the picture speak for itself, and bless the need for stunt doubles.

Make mine a double...

There's another Andorian that I am thinking about publishing, but she's from an online version of a Star Trek game, so I'll hold off on that for a bit. Her name is very similar to Talas, and it has prevented me from getting much further in my research on this babe. So, until then, I will leave you with a last image of my favorite Andorian from Enterprise.

"Thanks Scotty, I don't need any help beaming up with this one..."

Joker Girl

Joker Girl

aka TysKaS, The Totally Insane Chick from Poland

Look, I don't judge. Obviously. I mean, let's face it - I troll the internet for the hottest pics of blue chicks I can find, and write a bunch of sardonic and witty comments about them, coupled with a pubescent boy's fantasy version of reality. So when I call this chick Totally Insane, I'm not saying it in a bad way.

Honest.

(And no, the above disclaimer isn't in case TysKaS should happen to find this blog post. Honest. I'm not scared she'll come and find me. Well, maybe a little.)

Anyway - this post is a little different from a lot of my other posts, in that I will be focusing on a hot chick, dressed as a hot white chick (YES, white chicks are hot too. Jet white, though, please). Who also happens to be an artist who draws some really cool, really intense, really messed up Joker pics.

So if you've trolled around the internet yourself, you've probably seen the above picture of our fair lady. But a lot of other people don't take the time to really get to know the subject matter that they post. I do! Because I know that where there is one great picture of a hot chick posted, there are usually a bunch more lurking somewhere in the dark corners of the world wide web.

Yeah, I found them.

When on Coruscant...

 

Looks like the joke is on Miss March

Looks like Joker knows how to have some fun. And if you check out her artwork on deviantART, you'll also see that Joker knows how to draw. Disturbing, demented images from inside her head. I'll show you a couple, but seriously. I know I say this a lot, but do yourself a favor and check out the link. I tell you these things because I truly believe that the stuff I find for you is worth the trip. Except maybe the mannequin post...I don't really know what I was thinking with that one. 

I'm melting...I'm melting!!!

...no ...words

In the spirit of the Star Wars/Disney merger, James Earl Jones will reprise his role as Bat Mufasa and fight against The Joke-Scar in this incredibly lawsuit ridden picture. Maybe they can get Danny Elfman to compose some songs for Elton John to sing while we're mashing it up. And I know who I want to direct it...

And of course, no blog post about a Joker lovin' chick would be complete without a tribute to Józef Piłsudski.

And to wrap up this segment of BCAH, I present to you..."The Man Who Laughs". Just remember: He who laughs last, didn't get the joke. I bid you a fond adieu. Or pożegnanie if you prefer.

Oh and P.S. - Happy Birthday, Heath.

...as Supergirl

...as Supergirl
So today's post is titled ...as Supergirl. Because, it stars stars...as Supergirl. Not like actual costumes, but fan made pictures of famous people mashed up with a Supergirl costume. And while there are really great fan costumes out there, I decided to go with the photo manipulation angle because I really have the hots for Taylor Swift (above) but couldn't really figure out a way to honestly add her into this blog.

Hence, the occasional series "...as XXX" is born.

I've also decided that I have the hots for Elisha Cuthbert. And while her Supergirl image doesn't really do her justice, well, let's just say I wish I was that "S". Or the guy on the rooftop below who just happened to get some fan video of Kara Zor-El taking off.

So these were the first two Supergirl celeb pictures that I found. And surprising, some of the girls that I reckoned would be a shoe-in for a Kara Treatment, I just couldn't find anything. Like Kirsten Dunst, or Brooklyn Decker. And then there were some that I didn't want to find, like a really bad one of Jenny McCarthy. And one of my least favorite actresses that most guys go bananas for, Scarlet Johannson.

 And then, there are some more obscure actresses that I happen to know, that have some decent Supergirl getups imposed on them. One of my favorites is Diane "don't call me Heidkruger so  I can succeed in American films" Kruger. And while her Supergirl outfit isn't the traditional blue and red, I think the Linda Danvers-esque version works quite well.

Yeah, I thought it was Marsha at first too.

 Katherine Heigl...ahhh. I've always been a fan of hers, although I thought she was kind of uppity in Roswell for the first season or so. No, I didn't watch Teen Drama about Aliens Show "Roswell". I mean, erm, moving right along...Katherine Heigl. Mmmm. So when I found this one, I found that the artist, ThiagoCA, has a little bit of the obses...er, hobby? Nah, screw it. Obsession with Supergirl. He's Supergirl-ified a lot of actresses. 6 pages worth. And, turns out I had seen and passed over his Cameron Diaz and Jessica Simpson versions already in my hunt for images.

But here is Katherine, and check out his link for other Kara-ed up versions of celebrities.

 It may be fitting to make the last picture one of Hayden Panettiere, Heroes own hottie hero. And while she wasn't invincible, couldn't fly, and didn't have laser beams for eyes, I couldn't really find a picture of her morphed into a sexy Wolverine. So here you go.

 Oh, and you can find a bunch of other Legion mockup posters at Frankphotos deviantArt page.

So I said last picture, even though there is one more. But, the last one is a cheat, really, because it is uberhot Supergirl actress Laura Vandervoort in her Supergirl-esque outfit that she wore on Smallville, only it is modified to make her look like a real Supergirl at the Fortress of Solitude. Yeah.

Have a Super Day!

Beverly Hills Honeys

Beverly Hills Honeys.

I don't make 'em, I just report 'em as I find 'em. I don't know what Beverly Hills Honeys is, but I assume it's a group of honeys from Beverly Hills. It sounds like some sort of reality show, which I avoid like the Black Death.

But, dayum. Please paint me blue with you.

As a mark of credit, this shoot was done by Phil Poynter, who does a lot of Fashion Photography.

 Maybe they are auditioning for the Blue Woman Group?

Cindy Holiday

Model: Cindy Holiday
Guh.

So, I am in an embarrassing situation here. As both of my regular readers know, I like to cross reference models, themes, pictures, etc. So normally, I would make a comparison between this hot model, Cindy Holiday, and another hot chick that I've either posted about, or just lust after in general. And while I've tried to put my finger on it (get your mind out of the gutter), I cannot quite place who this luscious beauty reminds me of. The closest I could get to the elusive girl that Cindy reminds me of is Amy Acker, but that's not quite right. So, I will play opposite of the first picture, appropriately titled "Watch it Die", and die (figuratively speaking) of shame that I can't think of the hot chick that I am trying to remember.

Yeah, I think I might obsess about this hobby a bit too much.

Anywhoooo,

Cindy Holiday. (also on Facebook)

Guh.

So this model, photographer, and make up artist styles herself a geek who likes Battlestar Galactica, Game of Thrones, and walks along a romantic Tatooine beach. I mean, yeah. If I was a hot chick, I would totally be into those things. Because that's like the trifecta of "catch" - looks, brains and geek.

And as if to prove her point, she provides us with "Darth Holiday", and a nicely graphicked up version of Daphne from Scooby-Doo (I should totally do a post of hot Daphnes...). Not that a point had to be proven, because I would totally Doo do Cindy six ways to Bespin. Not to mix metaphors, either.

But seriously, this chick addles my brain waves something fierce.

I mentioned above that Cindy totally reminds me of an actress, or a model, that I can't quite figure out. Maybe Famke Janssen? (I should totally do a post on Famke Janssen...). Whatever. I decided a long time ago that I wouldn't dwell on it, and just let you feast your visual sensors on the hot-ness that is Cindy.

I'd let her feed me Scooby Snacks.

Here is the blue connection, although in this case, red hot was enough for me to decide to post on this chick. One of the things I like about her is the range of styles and subject matter that her work to date encompasses. Sci-fi, Victorian, Kid's Cartoons, Fantasy, and, well, snake worship. The picture below is called "Goddess and the Snake". Not exactly your dad's Eve.

I hereby knowingly and purposefully skip the obvious joke this picture is begging for.

And this is the picture that turned me on to Cindy in the first place - "Violet Tendencies". She could get Violet on me. Or maybe a nice Mauve.

You owe it to yourself to check out her other works. Do so, and enjoy. I could post a ton more pictures, and had to think a lot about which pictures to post up here for you. So if you have a couple extra minutes and your boss isn't monitoring you, go ahead to her deviantArt page and peruse her pictures. You will not regret it. And I leave you with this last picture, making her a possible cousin to TwiggX and Nephania.

I hope you have enjoyed this post. I don't think any other Holiday could be quite so Cin-ful.

Get it?

Yeah, sorry about that one.

Saint Patrick's Day 2013

Top o' the mornin' to you!


(I'm still recovering from my green beer, which is why this post is a bit later in the day than I usually would, hic! And the only remedy? HAIR O THE DOG!!!)

Anyways, another St. Paddy's day is here.

So enjoy your green drinks of whatever persuasion, and surf safe!

If you would like to buy this costume for yourself, er, I mean your girlfriend, you can find it here.