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Wow. I thought the Blue Chick on the Bull was odd. I put this in the same category. In fact, I'm creating a new tag for posts just for this picture. Odd. Can you imagine what the Postman must think? This isn't the picture I'm trying to take if I'm this guy's neighbor. I'm going for the shot of the Postman feeling up our luscious boxheaded woman when he thinks no one is looking. Yeah, you know he would.

Maybe even "her".

Yeah. I got nothing else to go with this one. Except maybe this other great mailbox, also blue. Also very sexy.

Charlize Theron - Gold

Charlize Theron
If you do not know who Charlize Theron is, your man card is revoked.

So yeah. South African Hot. 

Yes, we adore. She doesn't need to spritz herself with that perfume to lure us into her grasp. I think the pics above are gold enough to win her a place in Metallic March no matter what. And she doesn't stop with the colored gold skin, or the gold tinted ads. She also dons metallic gold hot pants.

Charlize has starred in a bunch of movies, again, go check her out at IMDB if you don't know who she is. Start out with Monster. Would you tap that? I think we know what most real men would say.

Anyway, one of her hotter movies is definitely Two Days in the Valley. She wears this tight white body suit thing that then becomes this tight white body suit thing that she isn't wearing. Yeah, check it out. A twisted James Spader at his best, to boot. A bunch of reasons to see Two Days, let alone Teri Hatcher. And a cat fight. Yeah. Man. Card.

I'll leave off with a couple of my favorites. Sorry if you've seen them before, but I am trying to put up pics that you probably haven't seen before unless you spend more time searching chicks than BCAH does. In which case, kudos to you and why the heck aren't you sharing?

And believe it or not, I almost forgot this one. Probably from another Dior ad.

And possibly my favorite Charlize picture of all time. One of my favorite smoking pictures to boot. Although Tahnee Welch has the hands down best smoking picture of all time. I can't link to it because this is a family oriented blog and she's got no pants on in her picture.

Charlize Theron on the Divan with a Cigarette. Clue for the new Millenia.

Do you really need a caption on this one?

Ahhh Helga

Akiko Seo and Miyu Matsui

Akiko Seo and Mayu Mistui
from Japan

OK, first off a disclaimer. I'm not sure if the other chick is really Mayu Matsui. I know that the one is Akiko Seo. But I found this picture along with a bunch of others of the pair of them doing a racy photoshoot together, so I am assuming that Mayu is the 2nd girl.

OK, second off, does my intrepid viewer care who it is?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Anyway, Japan is notorious for shall we say some not so "appropriate" photography. Which is bad for the general, puritan point of view that the rest of the world takes, but for us here at BCAH we relish the idea that not only do the Japanese take some great pictures of their hot women, they don't have a problem gussying them up in full body paint.

Since the site I found these on is definitely NSFW, if you're interested in some further exploration of our neighbors out East shoot us a message on our facebook page.

Cheers, and enjoy.

Trish Goff - Gold

Trish Goff.
Fashion Model.
Hot gold chick.
From a German Fashion Magazine, I think.

Gold is the new Blue? Well, let's not go that far. But to kick off a month of Metallic Chicks (I'm calling it Metallic March) is Trish Goff. As mentioned above, she's a fashion model, which means she gets paid a ridiculous amount of money to strut around in skimpy clothes and bizarre make-up. Fashion magazines are really a great source for chicks that are colorfully hot.

Trish Goff is American, even though she looks like some cute European girl from France or Luxembourg. How come noone is from Luxembourg? You always hear about German chicks or French chicks or even Swedish chicks. Why not Luxembourg? It's a gyp for them, I'm sure. They're probably some exotic mixture of German and some sort of Royalty. Don't you think about royalty when you think of Luxembourg? Anyway, remind me to do a post on beautiful women from Luxembourg sometime.

Back to Trish. She's American, born in '76 like all good patriotic girls, and has been in America's favorite lingerie show a couple of times. So I tried to get some of the black and whites and other toned pictures that Trish has done.

There's something vaguely Bride of Fankenstein about this picture, which makes it all the more disturbing if you find it hot.

I often find chicks like this hanging out in alleyways.

Blue Clothed Chicks are Hot

I think that's BCAH's gang sign

"Oh look! Blue chicks in bikinis!"