Silver Textures for V4

Silver Textures for V4. From Daz3d

So this is Victoria, from what I can tell. I don't know if she's a real model or a completely CGI rendered model. But Daz3d, a (duh) 3D paint model program, offers a way to turn Victoria from Boringtoria to Silvertoria with their Silver Textures.

There's a dude version too, but I thought I would spare the men in the audience. Well, the geeky boys who are man-aged but are still surfing for colored skin chicks. Yeah, me included.

Anyway, Victoria ends our Metallic March month. Hope you enjoyed, and for the record, I was thinking about doing the Playboy chick Kona Carmack (I said I would do her, heh heh) in her silver body paint, but I reckoned that was a bit risque for my family oriented audience. But feel free to google "Kona Carmack Silver" and don't forget to turn off SafeSearch on Images.

Here's a couple more renders of the 3D Silver chick.

Maria Maschinenmensch - Metropolis

Maria - Metropolis
Ahhhh, 1927. A great year for German expressionist films. Probably the most famous old school Sci-Fi movie, and the best known role of Brigitte Helm, who played Maria, the hot chick who the Machine Man was given the appearance of. I don't know if this was the first hot robot chick, but I haven't found any earlier references for my Metallic March series, so this is what you get.

I actually don't have that much to say about the movie or the chickie, but what I will say is that she has inspired me to start putting together a month of robot/android/gynoid/artificially constructed babes for the future. So I'm gonna get going and start searching out the best of the best for you, my loyal readers. Viewers. Pervs. Whatever.

 

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I can't even begin to say how wrong this is.

 

Miscellaneous Metal 2011

I didn't have enough Fridays to include these, so I decided to gift you all an extra day of Metal for Metallic March. Here are some random shots I came across in my quest for the ultimate metal babe. I'm guessing the first one doesn't need any introduction, but just in case, it's a hot chick version of the Tin Man from Wizard of Oz.

This one I found and thought it was a picture of Britney Spears from one of her music videos, but when I followed the link there was nothing about Britney there. So, I have no idea who this silver girl is. But I approve.

The two pics above are both from a blogpost I found about some Kilowatt party. Check out the link, there's a fan pic of Aayla Secura as well as the sexy Darth Vader chick that those of you worth your geekhood have already seen.

We'll finish off with Brooke Burke. One of the hottest of the hot. Always good looking, always stylin, and always hot hot hot. OK, so her skin is just covered in gold flakes like she doused herself with a bottle of Goldschläger. Are you going to sue me? Are you going to hand in your "I love hot chicks" card? I didn't think so.

Word to the wise: Check out Farrah Fawcett's Gold photoshoot for Playboy. Yeah, it's hot, too hot for this blog.

Blue Mailboxhead

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Wow. I thought the Blue Chick on the Bull was odd. I put this in the same category. In fact, I'm creating a new tag for posts just for this picture. Odd. Can you imagine what the Postman must think? This isn't the picture I'm trying to take if I'm this guy's neighbor. I'm going for the shot of the Postman feeling up our luscious boxheaded woman when he thinks no one is looking. Yeah, you know he would.

Maybe even "her".

Yeah. I got nothing else to go with this one. Except maybe this other great mailbox, also blue. Also very sexy.

Charlize Theron - Gold

Charlize Theron
If you do not know who Charlize Theron is, your man card is revoked.

So yeah. South African Hot. 

Yes, we adore. She doesn't need to spritz herself with that perfume to lure us into her grasp. I think the pics above are gold enough to win her a place in Metallic March no matter what. And she doesn't stop with the colored gold skin, or the gold tinted ads. She also dons metallic gold hot pants.

Charlize has starred in a bunch of movies, again, go check her out at IMDB if you don't know who she is. Start out with Monster. Would you tap that? I think we know what most real men would say.

Anyway, one of her hotter movies is definitely Two Days in the Valley. She wears this tight white body suit thing that then becomes this tight white body suit thing that she isn't wearing. Yeah, check it out. A twisted James Spader at his best, to boot. A bunch of reasons to see Two Days, let alone Teri Hatcher. And a cat fight. Yeah. Man. Card.

I'll leave off with a couple of my favorites. Sorry if you've seen them before, but I am trying to put up pics that you probably haven't seen before unless you spend more time searching chicks than BCAH does. In which case, kudos to you and why the heck aren't you sharing?

And believe it or not, I almost forgot this one. Probably from another Dior ad.

And possibly my favorite Charlize picture of all time. One of my favorite smoking pictures to boot. Although Tahnee Welch has the hands down best smoking picture of all time. I can't link to it because this is a family oriented blog and she's got no pants on in her picture.

Charlize Theron on the Divan with a Cigarette. Clue for the new Millenia.

Do you really need a caption on this one?

Ahhh Helga

Vina the Orion Slave Girl

Vina the Orion Slave Girl

And some other random Slave Girl trying to get someone to buy her.

And then there are those of  us  you that spend too much time in our Mom's basement.

St. Patrick's Day 2011

The girl might not be green, but the head is.

Happy Saint Patrick's Day!

Yes, it's the time of year for another favorite color to be let out of the closet. Green! I tried as hard as I could to find some green skinned leprechaun chicks, but alas the best I came up with was a bunch of hot flesh-colored chicks in leprechaun outfits. So I thought I would share a couple of those, as well as talk about what St. Patrick's Day is all about.

First, the chicks.

A couple of chicks in Prague.

Yeah, I don't really know anything about St. Paddy's day. Just that you drink Green beer and wear Orange. If you really want to know the history, I would suggest a more serious site than mine.

And I will leave you with the only actual green skinned chick I was able to find - Jennifer Aniston in the 1993 hit movie, "Leprechaun". And that was just on the cover. She wasn't actually green in the movie. Jennifer isn't green. Except maybe with envy over Brad. Ooops, sorry - too soon?

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

Featured Artist - Adam Hughes

Featured Artist - Adam Hughes

Dude. I know I'm supposed to lead off with a colored chick. But dayum. Fett in ultimate glory. I'm a Fett fan, and lemme say this is my favorite. Hands down. So I had to lead off our Featured Artist for March with the Boba Fett. Anyways, I'll continue below with chicks. As soon as I get over the coolness of that pic.

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OK, done.

Adam Hughes is probably best known for the Wonder Woman, but I prefer his Super Girl.

And again, I realize she isn't colored. But don't forget in her original form she's grey, so that's gotta count for something, right? But, we aren't here to talk about Super Girl (yet). We're here to talk about Adam Hughes. He's done a lot of comic book work, but also for other genres such as *ahem* adult magazines. Wink wink. The articles. Just the articles. And the Adam Hughes art.

But he has tackled several girls whom we adore, including Darth Talon and Aayla Secura.

Aayla Secura, Shaak Ti, and Barriss Offee

Darth Talon

Also, not sure if the other Twi'lek girl is Aayla or not (I don't think she is), this is a very nice picture regardless of who she is.

This one is a Catwoman. The title is S. Lee Catwoman. I'm not sure why she's blue. I don't remember Julie Newmar being blue.  I don't remember Michelle Pfeifferbeing blue. But it works. Especially the hair. Not so much the claws - too Lady Deathstrike looking for me. And how on earth would you brush your hair with those? Or take care of, erm, ahem. Family blog. Skip to the next lewd joke.

Whatever, I dig the blue Catwoman.

I couldn't decide on the last regular picture to include. It was a tossup between Black Cat, Princess Leia, or...the chosen pic - Emma Frost. Yeah. She works. Chick in White.

So, that about wraps up Adam Hughes. Check out his work, it's stylized and original in a lot of regards. I'm a big fan of most of his work (excluding his Wonder Woman, for some reason doesn't do it for me). And the last picture, well, those who get it get it.

Akiko Seo and Miyu Matsui

Akiko Seo and Mayu Mistui
from Japan

OK, first off a disclaimer. I'm not sure if the other chick is really Mayu Matsui. I know that the one is Akiko Seo. But I found this picture along with a bunch of others of the pair of them doing a racy photoshoot together, so I am assuming that Mayu is the 2nd girl.

OK, second off, does my intrepid viewer care who it is?

Yeah, didn't think so.

Anyway, Japan is notorious for shall we say some not so "appropriate" photography. Which is bad for the general, puritan point of view that the rest of the world takes, but for us here at BCAH we relish the idea that not only do the Japanese take some great pictures of their hot women, they don't have a problem gussying them up in full body paint.

Since the site I found these on is definitely NSFW, if you're interested in some further exploration of our neighbors out East shoot us a message on our facebook page.

Cheers, and enjoy.

Trish Goff - Gold

Trish Goff.
Fashion Model.
Hot gold chick.
From a German Fashion Magazine, I think.

Gold is the new Blue? Well, let's not go that far. But to kick off a month of Metallic Chicks (I'm calling it Metallic March) is Trish Goff. As mentioned above, she's a fashion model, which means she gets paid a ridiculous amount of money to strut around in skimpy clothes and bizarre make-up. Fashion magazines are really a great source for chicks that are colorfully hot.

Trish Goff is American, even though she looks like some cute European girl from France or Luxembourg. How come noone is from Luxembourg? You always hear about German chicks or French chicks or even Swedish chicks. Why not Luxembourg? It's a gyp for them, I'm sure. They're probably some exotic mixture of German and some sort of Royalty. Don't you think about royalty when you think of Luxembourg? Anyway, remind me to do a post on beautiful women from Luxembourg sometime.

Back to Trish. She's American, born in '76 like all good patriotic girls, and has been in America's favorite lingerie show a couple of times. So I tried to get some of the black and whites and other toned pictures that Trish has done.

There's something vaguely Bride of Fankenstein about this picture, which makes it all the more disturbing if you find it hot.

I often find chicks like this hanging out in alleyways.

Blue Clothed Chicks are Hot

I think that's BCAH's gang sign

"Oh look! Blue chicks in bikinis!"